Can someone explain to me how you can unconditionally love a baby you JUST met?! 🤔🤔🤔 How can the baby be perfect?! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THAT MUTHAFUCKA! Babies be releasing their bowels & throwing up EVERYWHERE unannounced!! How can you love someone whom you've just met?! Now I know what you're gonna say... "It's their creation" WELL GUESS WHAT SUSAN! I CREATED FECAL MATTER EARLIER... DO I LOVE IT?! I SHOT OUT MY HUMAN LIFE FORM IN THE FORM OF FLUID ON A HARLOT'S BACKSIDE... DID I LOVE THE FLUID?! SPARE ME YOUR WORDS!!! Get outta here with that loveeeeeee GO SEE YOUR GUIDANCE CONSULAR! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ #Babies #Baby #NewBorn #Infant #Instababies #babyshower #babyboy #babygirl #instababy #babiesofinstagram #newbornphotography #newbornbaby #instagram #Comedy #comedian #comedians #chiseledadonis #hilarious #laughter #jokes #rant #follow #followme #funny #fun #funnymemes #funnyshit ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! TONIGHTS DMS ARE SPONSORED BY BOOTY... COURTESY OF lovelynicocoa Good ...