*Freeze Frame* You see that baby rotating in the ultrasound? Yeah, that baby is ALLEGEDLY mine... You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation... As We Know, 8 months ago, I traveled to Las Vegas and while there... I engaged in a session of coitus with a local harlot after leaving Club light... I wasn't silly I wrapped up my willy, however, much to my chagrin the Jimmy jackets weren't that of my own... They were provided by the human whom was gatekeeping the vaginal cavity I was determined to enter. It seems something may have been defective... And I wake up this morning and get a phone call that a baby is 32 weeks (225 days) into development and the Chiseled Adonis is the father. I immediately attempted to hang up the phone only to receive a text message with footage of an ultrasound... Much to my chagrin the date and time adds up given... Needless to say a DNA test will be taken upon exit of the child... But for the time being this could possibly be baby Adonis... ...