Someone explain to me HOW?!?! Window really just EXPLODED bruh.. I didn't even slam the door... Put it down with the MIDAS TOUCH & the window gonna go & explode like the last two minutes of a Brazzers film. What the Hell Son! My father about to be as mad as Joe Jackson when Michael Jackson couldn't hit the high note... Ladies & Gentlemen... My father with be escorting me to the shadow realm momentarily... It has been fun but it seems I'm about to be a German on the beaches of Normandy on D-Day cause he's fixin' to whoop my ass. I'm gonna take this L with pride... Its Still Christmas Season cause my Father about to gives me the BEATS BY DRE FOOOOORRRRRRR WWWHHHATTTT SONNNNN!!! #Mirror #CarExploded #ImGonnaGetMyAssKicked #FatherAboutToGiveMeTheBeatsByDre #MyAssAboutToBeInMorePainThanAInfantOnTheSkatingRink #WhyLordWhy #ForWhatSon #SomebodyCallTheEMTs