THAT SOLAR ECLIPSE WAS A LOAD OF MALARKEY! I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO BLIND?! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET A FULL SCHOLARSHIP AT STEVIE WONDER UNIVERSITY! I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A PhD IN HELEN KELLER STUDIES! THE SOLAR ECLIPSE CAN GO SUCK A GOAT! #solar #solareclipse #eclipse #eclipse2017 #solareclipse2017 #solari #eclipsed #thesolareclipse #comedy