Vegas was mad real! Back in NYC in the morning! Why do I look like a proud father of 3 though? Looking like my credit score is a 578 but I'm advertising a 789. Looking like I graduated from FuckBoy University! Looking like the type of dude to dine & dash. Looking like I sit when I pee Looking like heroin is my drug of choice! Looking like I bathe in Coco Butter. Smile look like I just spend $10,000 on a new set of teeth. Big ass nose looking like I can smell what Kim Jong Un had for breakfast in Korea! Looking like I wear store brand underwear. Looking like Maury just said "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" #Vegas #vegasnightlife #roastyourself