fatboy_sse you can't be on a treadmill with TIMBS. You gotta learn the about the Triple Play powers. Allow me to educate you. In order to unlock these pulchritudinous powers you MUST equip a Du-rag & a Fitted to your cranium, followed by a Wife-Beater (or tank-top as non New Yorkers would say)... And the TIMBS ON YOUR FEET ARE ESSENTIAL!
If you don't believe the prophecy of Timberlands, turn your Bible to first Timbsothy 5:7 where Jesus "My Buttas" Christ stated "I can do all things through TIMBS that strengthen me" The same sentiment is written in the Torah the Quran and all other religious books.
Scientist have discovered, it wasn't a meteor that sent the dinosaurs to extinction... it was a hail storm of timberland boots... It's said the legendary haitian prophet Jean Pierre-Pierre Baptiste Thomas uttered "If you muthafuckin' Dino's don't dip my guy, I will have voo-doo coming to a good near you boy... Deadass"
Next time you're on a treadmill with TIMBS... Make sure you got the t...
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