GO ALONE TO COMEDY SHOWS. Check my dates on
nikkiglaser.com and
#GOALONE! Don’t miss out on an opportunity to laugh a ton. It’s good for you. And when you’re alone, you don’t have to worry about if your group is having fun or if your Christian coworker (who you begged to go with you so you wouldn’t have to go alone) is okay with my jokes about anal or beejays (btw: she’s fine). You can be free to laugh at whatever you want. And if you feel like people are going to judge you for being alone, rest assured that they just probably think you’re a sister or cousin or aunt or uncle of the performer who came from backstage and then you look COOLER. Also, who cares what people think? As a headliner, I LOVE when I see people alone at my shows. That tells me they don’t give a fuck and are true fans and put their desire to have fun above their desperate and empty need to look “cool”. Ironically, you actually look cooler when you’re alone. To me, at least.
#GOALONE