I’m pretty reserved. I don’t party. I go to church every week. I don’t have pre martial sex but Lord forgive me because every time around this year I can not fight the urges to wear a sexy Halloween costume.
Sexy fairy sure why not?? it makes sense. Sexy zombie 🧟♀️ Yup, guilty. Halloween is the one day you can be something you are not. I have been a sexy something every year and it’s not that I’m trying to be sexy... it’s the fact that kid’s Halloween costumes are way cheaper! 😂😂🤷🏽♀️ so if I can fit my grown body into a small costume and save a dolla... Lord forgive me but every year this virgin likes to dress up like a ho. 😂🙏🏽
But this year I will be sitting on my couch and celebrating nothing, my ho days are over... until next year 😉
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