COSTCO won this time 🤦🏽‍♂️🙈. The pep talk was not given prior to entering costco lol. I was bored and thought walking around costco to keep myself entertained was a good idea 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️. I didn’t have my usual “Gerald parenting Gerald” pep talk to keep my ass in order. I didn’t need anything and bought the most random items. In my defense, the items I got were priced well and sparked my curiosity. Costco punked me, put me in a chokehold and made me buy all these items lol jk. I am excited to try that peach margarita, those muffin things, fly that dope kite and start making my Easter baskets with those squishmallows being the theme. #costco #randomtrip #didntneedanything #boughteverything #peptalk #wasnotgiven #mybad #costmeahundredbucks #parentingyourselfishard #adulting #costcopeptalk #igotpunked #tryingnewproducts #gogerald #tilnextpost