The conversation I have with myself before entering Costco. This is the same lecture my mom would have with me before going to the grocery store. Being a parent to yourself is difficult as fuck. #costco #wecameherefortwoitems #dontaskforshit #theanswerisno #tryme #doweneedtogotothecar #youretemporarilyblind #parentingyourselfishard #prayileavewithonlytwoitems #ilovecostco #tilnextpost #gogerald