Moving forward, if you waste my time and don’t listen to any of the advice I give you, especially after you asked for it, I’m sending you an invoice. Not allowing people to waste my time and energy. No Sir/Ma’am! The only way I will feel fine about my time being wasted, is getting paid. This set was born from an improv mic 🎤 yesterday. Literally a small paper with 2 words on it created this much laughter 🤭. If you think that was funny, wait until you hear the full set. It will have you pissing on yourself because it’s that funny! Also, thanks thepeytonshow for hosting a dope ass open mic! 🎥: juliecgxo #openmic #jokes #standupcomedy #laughing #iamserious #invoicesaresent #wastemytime #youwillpayforit #cantgettimeback #imnotplaying #backtowritingjokes #jokeprostitute #yepthatsme #professionalduringtheday #jokeprostituteatnight #slanginjokes #tilnextpost #gogerald