This would be me if I was a priest lol. God knew if I was a priest, I would be throwing too much shade and hurting peoples feelings with the information they share with me. I must say, if I was a priest, I would be the funniest and most fashionable one in the game lol. Please note, I would never share anyone’s private matters, but I would make it known that you and your significant other ain’t flawless. I guess this is why I indirectly cure cancer for a living lol. #thisisme #whyicantbeapriest #thekingofthrowingshade #itsnotmyfault #myentirefamilythrowsshade #iknowhowtokeepasecret #imaytalkalot #butneversharepeoplesprivatematters #askanyoneimfriendswith #secretsgoingtothegravewithme #facts #backtoworkigo #tilnextpost #enjoythelaugh #tilnextpost #staysafeinthesestreets #gogerald