PSA: if you’re offered a mint, TAKE THE MINT! And, if I offer you a mint, don’t ask no questions, don’t ask for any reasoning or justification, just take the DAMN MINT. It’s 2019 and there is no excuse for a persons breathe to be that funky at 2pm. Was I wrong for the way I offered him a mint? Dude really is all butt hurt and has an attitude with me. If he continues having a funky ass attitude, I am going to give him a reason to be mad and give him mints every years for his birthday and Christmas. #yourbreathstink #takethemint #imhelpingyou #mybreathisfine #itookaminttohelpYOUout #imlookingoutforyou #youowemeathankyou #fuckaroundandyouwillendupgettingmintsforagift #captainsaveahoe #altoids #imnotsorry #wasiwrong #ineedyalladvice #backtoworkigo #tilnextpost #gogerald