As y’all can see, I’m all about safety. Yes, eBay is my favorite store (don’t judge) and yes, I got myself a bat for my office. You won’t catch me slipping! I pray there is never a shooting in my office, but if there is one, 700-16, my office number, is prepared. Meet my bat, Genesis aka Not today, not the one. P.S. a safety plan will be rehearsed next week. #safetyfirst #ifyoustayreadyyouaintgottogetready #iaintmessingaround #youwillcatchabattotheface #genesis #nottodaynottheone #yesiloveebay #dontjudge #iknowimalittlecrazy #jesusisworkingonme #mybadsaveslives #tilnextpost #gogerald