“A Møøse once bit my sister…” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail No realli! We apologize for the fault in the captions. Those responsible have been sacked and are being chased by a moose. Mynd you, møøse are pretti fast and can run at speeds of up to 35 miles per hour whether or not you’re carrying a sharpened tøøthbrush. Think you can escape in water or deep snow? Think again! Møøse have long legs that allow them to easily wade into lakes and rivers or through deep snow. Let’s just keep a safe distance and never try to scare a møøse, or do the Fandango. It will only lead to thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening. Once again, we apologize for the fault in the captions. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked and also being chased by a møøse. When will they learn? Image: Bull møøse stands tall in shallow water at Lake Clark National Park & Preserve, Alaska. NPS/J. Mills #moose #nationalparks #lakeclark #montypython #travel...