FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SPIDER SENSES TINGLING AS HUMAN SHENANIGANS RUFFLE ARACHNID LEG HAIRS In a recent web of chaos, reports have surfaced of a surge in spider complaints due to humans carelessly plowing through their delicate spiderwebs using sticks, their face, or an unsuspecting tall friend who “volunteered” to walk up front. “It’s a sticky situation out there,” laments one spider who wished to remain anonymous. “It’s enough to make a spider crawl! And don’t even get me started on the awkward flailing of appendages that follows. This ain’t Texas. And my web is down, down, down.” Hikers are urged to watch where they’re going to try to avoid webs on the trail, even if they do seem invisible. Remember, a spiderweb is not invitation to show off your amateur ninja skills– it’s a spider’s meal ticket. Thank you for respecting our arachnid allies and their intricate creations. #inthenews #nationalparks #websafety #traillife