Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero. Be careful out there. This Peeping “Tom” was spotted at South Dakota’s Jewel Cave National Monument.⁣ It was looking for a cave tour, but it was too late in the day to accommodate. The ranger on duty thoughtfully explained the park was closing. After some ruffled feathers and some ‘fowl’ language, “Pluck my what?”, the turkey left the park without further incident. ⁣ Gobble gobble…. Image 1: Screenshot of tweet that reads “Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.“ Image 2: A turkey peers through the glass visitor center doors at jewelcavenps #turkey #thanksgiving #southdakota #wildlifesafety #nature #nationalparks