No really, ask us. That’s what we’re here for. Part of our job is to share friendly safety reminders for the protection of wildlife, natural and cultural resources, and most importantly, YOU! (Also, think of the paperwork.) That’s why we often share little treats like, “Don’t eat that,” “Yes, that will hurt,” and “Riding a moose is traditionally frowned upon.” (Yes, there is an image of Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose in the water. Haters will say it’s photoshopped… because it was. Think early 20th-century version.)
So why all the lectures, sorry, friendly reminders? We know our followers reading this right now (are you still with us?) are responsible visitors who already understand this messaging. That’s why we want to enlist your service in helping to share these messages with everyone, including that person, right now, taking off their flip-flops to test out the tolerance of their bare feet around a thermal feature. Feelin’ hot hot hot. (They will be.)
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