Visitor: When will you tell us where you keep the unicorns and dragons? 🦄 🐉 NPS: We have signs reminding visitors to avoid feeding squirrels. So, yeah. Not today. A high capacity assault horse with a protruding spiral horn? What could go wrong? As with any animals, remember to treat wildlife with proper caution and respect. The safety of animals in parks, as well as your own safety (and the friends you convinced to get up at 5:00 am on a Saturday just to hike through a bunch of spiderwebs) depends on everyone using good judgment. 🕸️ Anyway, perhaps the unicorns already walk among us? As for dragons? That’s above our pay grade. Good night. Image: A Mounted Police horse with a perfectly aligned view of the Washington Monument. /USPP #washingtonmonument #horse #unicorn #nationalparks #wildlifesafety