If bear not friend, then why friend shaped??? Friend? Maybe time to reevaluate. Seeing a bear in the wild is a special treat for any visitor to a national park. While it’s an exciting moment, it’s important to remember that bears in national parks, no matter how cute or floofy their ears look, are wild. Just like your ex, their behavior can be unpredictable. BTW, What do you call a bear without an ear? A “B.” 🐑🥁🐍 When you arrive in a park that has bears, always remember to check with the nearest visitor center or backcountry office for the latest bear safety information. Keeping your distance and not surprising bears are some of the most important things you can do to keep your pants dry. We mean safe. Most bears will avoid humans if they hear them coming. You loud. (Which can be a good thing in bear country.) Pay attention to your surroundings and make a special effort to be noticeable if you are in an area with known bear activity (Really? That hat?) or a good food source, such ...