We're still figuring out where @_parker_stinson_, Saucony athlete and American record holder, fits best at the corporate office. Here's his performance review thus far: "While Parker has an elite-level passion for the Saucony brand, his in-office work performance is still being assessed. Multiple times Parker has been observed scanning shoes in the copier room. What for? We have no idea. He has the potential to grow in the company with tremendous speed, but ironically, to work his way up the ladder, he might need to slow down." - Management Oh, and it’s @_parker_stinson_ birthday today! 🎊🎉 #saucony #endorphinelite