If you ever walk into a bar in Montana, do NOT strike up a conversation with a blond lady wearing way too much mascara. After season five of Yellowstone copied and pasted their overused scene of protagonist Beth Dutton’s verbal brutality — along with every other stereotype from past seasons — I’m appalled that the entire state of Montana doesn’t know to avoid her by now. Following the ever-sneering Beth and her family — the Duttons — as they fight to save their expansive Montana ranch (again), Yellowstone’s season five retains the same storyline as seasons one through four, with only a few new players. Since the two-episode season premiere on Nov. 13, I can predict each episode of Yellowstone just as I know it’ll air every Sunday at 7 p.m. The producers’ version of a plot twist was streaming on Paramount Network instead of Peacock. That’s right, you can’t watch the Duttons fight to save their ranch with the $4.99-a-month Peacock subscription you bought last year solely for Yellowston...