🌪️🤔 What does it mean when the Waffle House boards up its windows? 🤔🌪️ A Californian asks a Floridian this question, and my response? It ain’t good! The only thing that’s gonna save you is prayer. You should’ve left days ago! 😅 But hey, while we’re here, let’s dive into some crazy Florida facts! 🌴🐊 Did you know Florida is the flattest state and has no dinosaur fossils? 🦕 Miami had the first ATM for rollerbladers! 🏦🛼 We even have a 9-foot Jesus statue underwater off Key Largo’s coast and the only underwater hotel in the US! 🤿🌊 Oh, and don’t forget our unique “falling iguana” alerts 🦎❄️ and the infamous Skunk Ape—Florida’s own Bigfoot! 🐾 #FloridaFacts #HurricanePrep #WaffleHouseIndex #WeirdFlorida #FunFacts #HurricaneHumor #FloridianVsCalifornian #SkunkApe #KeyLargo #FallingIguanas