BREAKING: Three University of Cincinnati researchers have published their “milestone” paper in Nature Magazine on the evolution of food consumption in batting helmets served at Great American Ballpark. “We have quietly witnessed the greatest Cincinnatian ethno-gastronomic development since the underground adoption of the Skyrosa,” says William DeVore, a local “Hobby Gastronomist” and co-author of the detailed study. What can the Cincinnati Reds possibly put in a batting helmet to eat out of next? The study doesn’t try to predict the culinary future of helmets at stadiums, but does anticipate increased acceptance of batting helmets in the American home. Will mini-bats replace traditional cutlery? Only time can tell. #cincinnatireds #cincinnati #redsdaily #estepsports #cincydaily