In celebration of Colorado State University's Homecoming weekend, the CSU football team put together a special halftime show to replace the marching band’s performance. Although this change was planned as a surprise, I’ve managed to secure insider information about what to expect this upcoming weekend. First-year linebacker Tony Chestnut described the show as a mix between television shows "Glee" and "Friday Night Lights" with “more passion and fewer gay people.” “I’ve always loved singing, but it turns out the coach loves it, too,” Chestnut said. “So for the halftime show, we’re going for the musical genius of Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl show but with the sex appeal of 'Pitch Perfect.'” Read the full satire column at the link in our bio. Written by Emma Souza Illustration by Alli Adams *Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. #collegianseriously #satire #rockymountaincollegian #csuhomecoming #rmsmc