After spending hours trying to figure out what a "website" is and how it works, I have successfully navigated The Collegian catalog, and I have some notes. For one, I don’t see what was wrong with the term Aggies. There isn’t the same ring to CSU students or even Rams, and I emphatically stand by my opinion that changing the face of the student body was a mistake. For this reason, I will affectionately refer to the lovely people of Colorado State University as they are known in my mind and heart: Aggies. Now: the content. As an editor myself, I feel a glowing pride for the modern writers of The Collegian. I can tell the staff is the cat’s meow, and I wouldn’t expect anything less from the intelligent minds of our dear newspaper — bravo. Read the full satire column at the link in our bio. Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the edi...