No more cheese boards. // What it’s like when guys fart versus when girls fart. Guys rip off butt burps like leaves fall from trees. It’s ubiquitous. But when girls fart, it’s something else entirely. It’s like a solar eclipse, but way stinkier. It’s more rotten than rotten eggs. And they’re never that long or loud. They are a silent killer. Little cheek squeaks that don’t make a peep. Beware. #comedy #guys #girls #couple #couples #relationships #relationship #relationshipgoals #fart #farts #funny #humor #stinky Favourite name for a fart: