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The 86th Force Support Squadron has received official confirmation from the noradnorthcom (North American Aerospace Defense Command and U.S. Northern Command) that Mr. Claus—commonly known as 🎅 "Saint Nicholas," "Kris Kringle," "Weihnachtsmann," or simply "Santa"—has been officially recalled and designated mission essential.
Also recalled for duty:
🦌 MSgts Dasher & Dancer
🦌 TSgts Prancer & Vixen
🦌 SSgts Comet & Cupid
🦌 SrA Donner & A1C Blitzen
And yes, Amn Rudolph is fully authorized to report for duty with government travel cards approved.
Despite the Grinch’s attempts to disrupt operations during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Herc, the usairforce and spaceforcedod neutralized all threats, activating top-tier anti-Grinch protocols.
Meanwhile:
🚢 The usnavy has ships on standby for gift rescue missions if required.
🎅 noradtrackssanta_official is monitoring Santa’s journey using the finest military tracking technology.
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