Evan, 31, grew up in Naperville, Illinois, where he played lacrosse but wasn’t quite good enough to go D1. After a few years of “absolutely blacking out” at tailgates at University of Iowa, he moved to Old Town Scottsdale post-grad to start as an SDR at a B2B logistics company because his frat brother’s dad had an in. Worked his way up to Senior Account Executive and now throws around phrases like “let’s circle back on that” and “low-hanging fruit” during calls. He’s always decked out in a slightly faded TravisMathew polo tucked into slightly too-short khaki shorts that perfectly show off his On-Clouds and white ankle socks. His Instagram is filled with boomerangs from Bottled Blonde and blurry pictures from Maya Dayclub with captions like “Another one for the books.” Can always be heard calling Old Town “an absolute scene” while hyping up the blonde girls he consistently refers to as “total smoke shows,” and he still unironically uses the word “lit.” His apartment complex has a pool h...