Valentine’s Day is arguably the sexiest day of the year. It is the one day a year that is entirely devoted to love, intimacy and getting it on, making it the perfect excuse for an extra steamy, extra long night of fun. But remember to take caution when getting frisky this Valentine’s Day because if you’re not careful, you may find yourself staring at a positive pregnancy test a few weeks later, and if that alone isn’t enough to scare you, here’s something that should. While conceiving a Valentine's baby may sound fine and dandy to some folks, there is one factor that should be cause for concern. There is a very good chance that when you pop the confetti cannon at your gender reveal party, that confetti may be blue. While that isn’t a problem, you have to stop and put on your astrological thinking cap. That baby boy that you’re birthing nine months from Valentine’s Day is one day going to be — queue the scary music — a Scorpio man. Read the full satire column at the link in our bio. ...