🏴☠️ The Missile - Locked In
No player hits harder, or plays with more chaos in his veins than Hans Haenicke. The man is pure heavy metal soccer - all gas, no brakes and zero apologies.
Steel City’s 2023 leading scorer spent last season in Europe. Now, the Lisle-born sniper - a state champion with Benet Academy - is back on U.S. soil.
Hans stacked 35 goals at Macalester College (5th all-time), sits fourth all-time at Steel City, and as a 19-year-old, carried our U23 squad to the club’s first-ever trophy. He’s not just making history - he’s rewriting it.
With the The Missile, our title hopes aren’t just alive – they are inevitable.