Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band. Paramount+ is here! Stream all your favorite shows now on Paramount+. Try it FREE at bit.ly/3qyOeOf Demetri Martin. Person. Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007 #StandUp #DemetriMartin Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: youtube.com/channel/UCtw7q4SyOeoCwM1i_3x8lDg?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: youtube.com/standup Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up: Twitter: twitter.com/standup Facebook: facebook.com/standup Instagram: instagram.com/ccstandup Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: cc.com/shows/stand-up Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-anti-bias-statement