The illustrious student government of Colorado State University has implemented new principles of community on campus: incarceration and abstinence. To complement the new principle, RamJail — a new facility in the Andrew G. Clark Building A’s basement — has been constructed. Students can anticipate a stay for a number of offenses, including sexual activity and biking in dismount zones. There are varying sentences for each crime, with the most common offense being engaging in sexual behavior. “I’m really proud of this initiative, and I think it’s going to benefit the CSU community immensely,” said Braxton Dietz, the Associated Students of CSU vice president, who took the reins on the project. “Constantly hearing about, you know, those kinds of activities was always so harmful to my education, and I can’t wait to better the education and celibacy of my fellow Rams.” Read the full article on The Collegian website, linked in our bio, or by picking up this week’s print edition. Editor’s...