As students begin to come back after enjoying their spring break, Amy Parsons is beginning to head on out. The 16th President of Colorado State University announced that she will be taking three months off from her duties to pursue her lifelong dream of a rap and DJ career, taking on the new name Slim Blondee. Read the full article on The Collegian website, linked in our bio, or by picking up this week’s print edition. Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to be offended. Written by Rizzle Cigcrust Photo by Involuntary Toots #colleginaaprilfools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools #aprilfoolsprank #csucollegian #studentmedia