A student living on the 13th floor of Westfall Hall has been identified as having a Grubhub delivery robot as a pet. Jordan Takeout, a first-year studying food delivery, found the robot just outside of his dorm one late night after a party. “He, yes he, looked so lost,” Takeout said. “He was just kind of spinning around, beeping every now and then, trying to reroute or something. What was I supposed to do, let it stay confused?” Read the full article on The Collegian website, linked in our bio, or by picking up this week’s print edition. Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to be offended. Story and photo by Catholic Abortion #colleginaaprilfools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools #aprilfoolsprank #csucollegian #studentmedia