Do you think you pull hella bitches? Depending on your major, your results may vary. In our line of work as totally legitimate researchers here at The Collegina, we’ve made a foolproof way to choose your major based on how much you want to pull. This chart, put together by a collection of the best and brightest at Colorado State University, places the main majors and programs on a handy-dandy chart for your convenience. Read the full article on The Collegian website, linked in our bio, or by picking up this week’s print edition. Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to be offended. Story and graphic by Catholic Abortion and Cosmic Misfortune #colleginaaprilfools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools #aprilfoolsprank #csucollegian #studentmedia