Unlucky short lads 😬⁠ ⁠ From April 1st 2026, UK pubs will only serve half pints to anyone under 6ft tall.⁠ ⁠ This new law was announced today and has sparked outrage online, with one short king saying:⁠ ⁠ 💬 “This is absolutely ridiculous! I’m 5'4” and a half pint is way too much liquid for me!”⁠ ⁠ Another said:⁠ ⁠ 💬 “I’ve been drinking pints all of my adult life and I feel so betrayed. I will now be moving onto gin and tonics in protest against this discrimination.”⁠ ⁠ No ID? No worries - just bring a tape measure 📏⁠ ⁠ #AprilFools #HalfPintHeights #Pubs #Pints #NewLaw