🚧 BIG CHANGES COMING TO THE QUAD 🚧
We’re thrilled to finally unveil the upcoming Quad remodel—set to begin this summer! 😍 Highlights include:
💦 A scenic lagoon with student-accessible waterslide
🚂 A commuter train from Ludwig to Nesbitt (with first-class dining car)
🅿️ Faculty & Staff Parking—only
🌊 Splash pad for spontaneous mid-class refreshment
🛏️ A full-service Mattress Firm (nap time, anyone?)
📱 On-site Verizon store for all your spiritual and signal needs
🎡 A carnival drop ride powered by chapel attendance points
🕳️ Two Gold Mines… for our new ‘Mining’ Minor
Excited? Us too! Demo begins April 1. Bring your floaties.
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