I’m convinced kale came straight from the pit. If you peeked into hell, it’d just be burning kale and people pretending it tastes good. 🔥🥬! I’ll be in these cities—come laugh with me (and bring real food): April 24 – Maynard, MA April 25 – Beverly, MA April 26 – Springfield, MA April 27 – Plymouth, MA May 1 – Lafayette, IN Tickets at JeffAllenComedy.com #JeffAllenComedy #TheHumanConditionTour #CleanComedy #KaleIsALie #NoSatanSalads #FoodHotTakes #MidlifeHumor