WANTED: Lil Mo Mozzarella
Charged with 2nd-degree semolina assault 🥖
Intent to inflict uncontrollable laughter 😂
Last seen at Soul Joel’s — Thursday @ 7PM
Next spot unknown…
If you hear or see him in your city —
Buy a ticket & wait for police to arrive. DO NOT APPROACH.
He’s armed with zingers. HOW YA DOIN!
#WatchYaMOWT #CrumbSeason #zingking