Five shots of Goldschläger, four strong and frothy piña coladas, three carafes of grenache, two 40-ounce bottles of Colt 45 malt liquor and maybe even a partridge in a pear tree. That is the copious amount of alcohol that would be required for me to stumble into a tattoo parlor and get a Krystal burger painstakingly inked into my flesh. Read the full story by Andre James at the link in our bio. Photo 1 / Jason Clark, winner of the Owl's Nest BBQ Chili Cook Off, wears his first place medal after the competition in December 2023. (Photo by Seth Carpenter) Photo 2 / Contributed Photo / Jason Clark's new Krystal tattoo is seen Feb. 13, 2025, at Sick Boy Ink, 5139 Hixson Pike.