When I'm feeling lonely Sad as I can be All by myself, an uncharted island In an endless sea What makes me happy Fills me up with glee Those bones in my jaw! Don't have a flaw My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle Adding beauty to my face My shiny teeth that glisten Just like a Christmas tree You know they'd walk a mile Just to see me smile (Woo!) My shiny teeth and me (Shiny teeth, shiny teeth) Yes, they're all so perfect So white and pearly Brush, gargle, rinse A couple breath mints My shiny teeth and me My shiny teeth, so awesome Just like your favorite song My shiny teeth, I floss them So they'll grow to be real strong My shiny teeth, I love them And they all love me Why should I talk to you When I've got 32 (Woo!) Shiny teeth and me (Shiny teeth, shiny teeth) My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle Adding beauty to my face My shiny teeth that glisten Just like a Christ...