Furnace Fest family: we’re not crying; you’re crying! We love you forever, and all four million fifteen thousand seven hundred and fifty-two seconds since October 6th have been pure misery! For those of you who got married, engaged, flew around the world (het spijt me, mijn Nederlandse gozers!), spent too much magic credit card money, and everyone else thinking you’d never see Sloss Furnaces together again, we apologize in advance for finding a way to reunite—for the sake of the children! Artist and agent friends, we can hardly believe we’re saying this. Is anyone doing anything around October 3rd - 5th, 2025??? furnacefest@gmail.com #noendofanera #turnsoutAaronGillespiewasright #cancelfurnacefestnowfortoyingwithmyEMOtions #allswellthatendswell? #goodmorningmyladyandaforeverhello #adventofamiracle #canwenowbringbackfurniesandslossages? #goodthingitsThursdaybcwishlishtWednesdaywouldgetpummeled