1. I have not achieved anything meaningful in decades. Most people think I live a glamorous lifestyle because I have the world’s fanciest stadium and host Beyoncé concerts. However, I would trade it all in a millisecond for one trophy. 2. One of my therapists diagnosed me with self-defeating personality disorder. I take it as a compliment because it implies I could win but simply choose not to. 3. It has been 579 days since Harry left me and I have not recovered. The break up crushed me physically, emotionally, spiritually, and offensively. I have spent an obscene amount of money trying replace him, including $83 million on one man last summer, but the void in my heart and my XI feels as empty today as it has since August 2023. 4. I tend to deflect and blame my problems on managers who come and go every few months. Jozay, Ryan, Nuno, Antonio, Christian and Ryan (again) have come and gone. I am now convinced that Ange will fix me, but deep down we all know I’m not fixable. 5. My sug...