Music, mashups, mystery, and multiverse nonsense. I’m Tom Velle. I make love letters to the media my 2005 self would’ve obsessed over. If it’s emotional, strange, or beautifully broken, it probably lives here. There once was a turtle who lived in her shell, The shell was her home and her prison as well. One day she got frightened, she wanted to hide, So she tucked her head into the safety inside. Then came a moment of terrible doubt, She could not find any head-hole to poke out. But a miracle saved her before her heart sank, The magical love of a turtle named Hank. #kingofthehill #koth #peggyhill #wellerman #turtlesong #turtle