It's 2025, and it seems that culture is finally ready to acknowledge an immutable fact — a fact that some of us have been banging on about for years. Namely, that there is nothing hotter than a man in "slutty little glasses." Leading the us into “sluttly little glasses” summer is Jonathan Bailey. In "Jurassic World Rebirth,” Bailey plays Dr. Henry Loomis, an earnest, dino-loving paleontologist with a heart of gold and a very beautiful face — a face upon which is perched a very delicate pair of glasses. Cubitts, to be precise, made with ultra-thin hexagonal titanium frames. The aforementioned “sluttly little glasses.” Bailey is just the latest leading man to utilize this sartorial tool for making an audience swoon. Cinema's love affair with "slutty little glasses" and their equally "slutty" but more substantial, thicker-framed predecessors, goes back decades — and Bailey's character in Jurassic World Rebirth slots very nicely into the canon. Surprisingly sexy eyewear of all shapes and s...