Elon Musk and Donald Trump Use Alleged Assault on Ex DOGE Staffer “Big Balls” to Push Federal Takeover of D.C.⁠ ⁠ Blogged by: poligirlsayswhat⁠ ⁠ #WashingtonDC is once again at the center of national headlines, but not for what actually happened. Instead, it’s what powerful men are saying happened that’s taking over the conversation.⁠ ⁠ Former #DOGE staffer #EdwardCoristine, best known online as #BigBalls, was attacked during an attempted carjacking near Logan Circle last week around 3 a.m. He reportedly intervened to help a woman into her car when a group of teens began threatening them.⁠ ⁠ Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle to protect her, and was then allegedly attacked by about ten young people. Reports say he suffered a broken nose, black eye, and concussion, though he declined transport to the hospital. Two 15-year-olds from Maryland were later arrested and charged with unarmed carjacking. Several suspects remain at large.⁠ ⁠ The story gained national attention when #Elo...