Comedian and Bengals superfan Michael Turner goes off on the “Broke Bengals” narrative, explaining why it’s pure fiction. From paying Carson Palmer, Andy Dalton, and Joe Burrow to locking up A.J. Green, Geno Atkins, Ja’Marr Chase, Tee Higgins, and soon Trey Hendrickson, Turner makes the case that Cincinnati’s ownership is spending big. He even calls this year’s moves “one of the biggest spending sprees in NFL history” — and he’s not wrong. If you still think the Bengals are a “poverty franchise,” Michael Turner has two words for you: Suck it. #bengals #cincinnatibengals #nflfreeagency #joeburrow #teehiggins #jamarchase #treyhendrickson #nflbets #nfl2025 #whodey #MichaelTurner #stephiesmalls