✨ Truffle Me Once, Shame on You ✨ Last night’s dinner? Nothing short of decadent delirium. We went all in on luxury—fried chicken, cacio e pepe stacked like a creamy tower of Pisa, burgers busting with black gold, and truffle fries that could buy your rent. 🍔🍟🍝 Every single dish was shaved, smothered, and baptized in truffle thanks to the one and only Uncle Fungus’ Truffle Ranch—where the pigs are pampered and the fungi are first class. 🐖💼 Tickets were $2,500 (yes, you read that right) and they disappeared faster than you can say “infused aioli.” We sold out before the ink dried. No comps. No mercy. Just full tables and fuller bellies. To everyone who attended: thank you for being as extra as we are. We love you. To those who missed it: start saving. You’ve got one year. 😈 #TruffleMeOnce #TruffleFlex #UncleFungusApproved #SoldOut #GildedGrub #AustinEats #BlackGold #LuxuryOnAPlate #ChefDrama #FoodSoRichItSuesYou #TruffleTakeover #NoCrumbsJustGlory #EthosEvents