A long time ago, in a buttery galaxy far, far away…
✨🥐🌌⚡
CHAOS REIGNS at the galactic breakfast table.
Hope crumbles like dry toast.
But across the stars, a flaky force awakens…
🥐⚔️🛸
BORN OF BUTTER and LEGEND,
forged in secret by the ancient pastry masters,
rises a hero unlike any the galaxy has ever known:
CROISSANT YODA.
Wise in the ways of the Force…
Wiser in the ways of LAYERS. 🧈🌟🥐
This flaky warrior arrives to restore balance to brunch,
defeat the dark side of soggy pastries,
and lead a rebellion against boring breakfasts everywhere.
☀️🍴⚔️
Armies of cinnamon buns tremble.
Legions of stale bagels flee.
The destiny of deliciousness now rests…
in buttery hands. ✨
Prepare your appetite. 🍴
Sharpen your forks. ⚡
MAY THE FLAKE BE WITH YOU! 🥐
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